Well, Prohibition didn't last long...back to the booze! Other than some jaunty music and tasty CGA graphics, it proved unplayable using joystick or keyboard and the graphics grew increasingly corrupted as the game went on. Most old games still work fine under DosBox, so I'm not sure what the issue with it is. Anyway, it didn't really look worth the effort of exploring too deeply. Onwards!
The next game up on the randometer is...Retribution. It's a sci-fi shoot-em-up (yes, another one!) from Gremlin. I think I'll give X-Com more of a shot before hitting this one.